So last night as i have been doing recently i lurked around the Full Tilt Poker and Pokerstars rooms. Tonight I have seen it all.
Basicly my new favorite player Prahlad Friedman and Mike Matusow were heads up at $50/$100 NL. These guys were battling. I found Mike to be such an asshole and the chat between the two to be so amusing i decided to post it up on here... Ill describe what happened. Mike was drunk which made it all better.
Mike Matusow: I LUV U ROCK
Mike Matusow: LOL
Mike Matusow: HE SHOULD SUCK UP HIS EGO AND PLAY
SOMEONE ELSE
Mike Matusow: HES GOOD PLAEYR
Mike Matusow: if i bust p 1 more hand this game could get
good
Mike Matusow: im like - 450 to bust him on the line
Mike Matusow: lol
Mike Matusow: soon i hope
Mike Matusow: y i am watn my !% in your mouith
Mike Matusow: ty
Mike Matusow: ty
Mike Matusow: nl
Mike Matusow: k chat off bb after i bust him
Mike Matusow: rock only playing till 11
Mike Matusow: k
Mike Matusow: 45 min
Mike Matusow: beenup since 2 am
Mike Matusow: funny my cat does the same everyday
Mike Matusow: k
Mike Matusow: had no pari
Mike Matusow: pair
Mike Matusow: had 10 hi toug
Mike Matusow: lolo
Mike Matusow: anotehr cooler gg
Spirit Rock: gg
Spirit Rock: no more?
Spirit Rock: im real bad
Mike Matusow: why i get cooolered vs u every time
Mike Matusow: u are
Spirit Rock: then lets play
Mike Matusow: only iwn cuae u hit flush drawas an di get
oollered
Prahlad busts mike for
Here is where Mike Rebuys for 10000 when Prahlad has over 30g in front of him.
Mike Matusow: oops
Mike Matusow: if i dont get coolered illhave llthe money
Spirit Rock: had a j also
Mike Matusow: but i alway do so
Spirit Rock: almost called
Mike Matusow: illbe honest i though i had a q when i bet river
Mike Matusow: tghen as i was saying please clal illlookked
again
Mike Matusow: lol
Mike Matusow: anotehr suck out
Mike Matusow: when u start misisng u dead
Mike Matusow: cause u a idiot
The above was when Matusow wins all in with 57 against 66 after going all in flopping two pair, Prahlad had open ended with the sixes.
The following came after Prahlad went all in on the river after check raising the flop and betting the turn with non other than the GRIZ. Matusow called with AQ.
Mike Matusow: kiddy games down the fking street
Spirit Rock: you are such an ahol
Mike Matusow: im the best nl player in the world buddy
Spirit Rock: ill never be friends with you again
Mike Matusow: already know that
Spirit Rock: just take the pot nice call
Spirit Rock: no need to needle
Spirit Rock: you fking jerk
Spirit Rock: dont ever speak to me again
Spirit Rock: cant just take the pot
Mike Matusow: hey when i went broke u started needing
Spirit Rock: gotta needle after 32k pot
Mike Matusow: u said i suck come oon coomeo
Mike Matusow: so i came
Spirit Rock: seriously dont even come up to me
Spirit Rock: if you see me in person
Spirit Rock: dont come near me
Mike Matusow: iknow he did
Spirit Rock: just remember that mike
Spirit Rock: tyvm
Spirit Rock: 1 thing i know for sure
Spirit Rock: anyone calls there like that
Spirit Rock: is losing lately
Spirit Rock: fact
Spirit Rock: call everytime you gonna win sometimes
Mike Matusow: p that was the easest call ever
Spirit Rock: you gonna need a lot of luck
Spirit Rock: to beat me
Mike Matusow: yep
Spirit Rock: i always check raise pot then bet 3k into 5k then
all in on river on pure bluff
Spirit Rock: you right
Spirit Rock: very easy call
Mike Matusow: it was
Spirit Rock: if that was a easy call
Spirit Rock: you must be back on drugs
Mike Matusow: n aim just that good sir
Spirit Rock: yeah ive been noticing you been playing real well
lately
Spirit Rock: LOL
Spirit Rock: actually worst ive ever seen you play recently
Spirit Rock: but you just in slump
Mike Matusow: yep
Spirit Rock: i mean you are playing terrible
Spirit Rock: its crazy
Mike Matusow: u wouldnt talk to me for weeks now i play great
and u cry
Mike Matusow: lol
Spirit Rock: never ever seen you paly this bad
Spirit Rock: cant believe i ever gave you chances to be friends
Spirit Rock: oh well thats all done
Spirit Rock: chat off
Spirit Rock: i mean you are truly playing my god aweful
Spirit Rock: insane
Mike Matusow: nh guess the crying is over
Spirit Rock: just call everytime
Spirit Rock: maybe you'll win another won soon
Spirit Rock: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE
Spirit Rock: MIKEY
Spirit Rock: good call to win that 1600 in middle
Spirit Rock: or whatever it was
Spirit Rock: I NEVER HAVE A HAND
Spirit Rock: EVER
Spirit Rock: ALL I DO IS BLUFF
Spirit Rock: AND I NEVER MAKE A HAND
Spirit Rock: JUST CALL ME EVERYTIME
Spirit Rock: DONT EVER FOLD MIKEY
Mike Matusow: lol
Mike Matusow: normal'
Spirit Rock: nice flop
Spirit Rock: a q beats q 10 sick
Spirit Rock: so mike can i get it in writing that you will never
quit me?
Spirit Rock: lol
Mike Matusow: i will always play u
Mike Matusow: u know thath
Spirit Rock: that is terrific!!!!!!!
Mike Matusow: i polay anyone
Spirit Rock: good then i wont have to wait around
Spirit Rock: for people
Mike Matusow: dont worry if i dont bust u ivy will
Spirit Rock: i will always have you to play
Spirit Rock: sweet
Spirit Rock: i heard you claimed i would bust ivey
Spirit Rock: i guess now you changed your mind
Spirit Rock: you sure go back and forth
Spirit Rock: back and forth
Mike Matusow: well that becuse hes not a fking prick like u
Spirit Rock: this thing one day that thing the other day
Mike Matusow: u not a tenth of a player i am or ivy so go cry
Spirit Rock: id rather be known as a prick
Spirit Rock: then have 100 fake friends
Spirit Rock: poker world is a joke